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kredit to : afiq akashah :)

Tuesday, September 28


"jangan sesekali jatuh dlm lumpur"
"tmbh2 dgn ksot baqu"

"hndfon tokdad canggih"
"10 megapixel"
"siap boley 3g gey"
"touch screen gey"
"syiok men gem ulaq!"

"hdpon cucu bguis gey"
"at least ada color"

"hg ni akhirnya ada guna gk la lutiong!"


HAHHAHAHAHA
hanum HANUM
hg memang mulut cap longkiang tpi jamban!
HAHAHAHA
anak hg ni gelak smpai sket pqot
muka meqah cm laqi 10 round dh
smpai mw luqoh gigi dh wey
HAHAHAHAH
mama time nshat org bguis
time ngata org lagey la bguis
kah3!
like this la rock dude.

mama jaga2 nt org offended!
AHHAHAHAHAH!


ajaran dari mama lutiong :-


SMALL THINGS DOES MATTER



mama bangga dak?
hehhh :D

Saturday, September 25

to : nadiah syamirah

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL!



wah wah wahhhh
budak ni dah makin tua
makin comey plak tu
woot woot ada org kmbang =>

15 muda gey weyh
xtw pa gey wey
jiwa muda gey wey
hahahahahaha
wish u luck nad oi
sayang hg till death oi!
hehhh :-*

cuz when ur 15
smebdy tell u they love u
u gonna blieve them

believe me i luv u wey!

hahahaha muah3!



dont easily trust people's sweet words



sweet = it will fade after a while
=.='



lutong Lutong ;)

HAHAHAHAH
mai cek nk gtw cita lawok!

kisahnya bermula dri seekor lutong.....
lutong tu terjumpak cermin
peqak xpenah nmpk rupa cermin
p tatap la lama2
dia xtw pdhai yg dia tatap tu mka sniri!
dok heqan la
awat gamaq dlm cermin ni udoh sgt tah?
hahahaha
pehtu lama2
dia stat rasa muak
dia pun tquis p jamban
smpai2
uweekkkkk~~~! *sound effect*
muntah tquis!
HAHAHAHHA

akibat muka sniri dia muntah!
lawak tak lawak?
kcian si lutong tu....
hahahahaha XD

Sunday, September 19

"pkai bju bola, laki ka pompuan xtw"
kredit to : nisah

HAHAHAHA

serena, nisah, ena, alyn
haaaaa.
kta tw la noh kta ckp pa tdi.

gamaq ni tuju khas kpd putriserenaanuarsani


bagi yg xtw pa yg telah terjadi :-



maybe its too rude
but seriously
klu org kata private tu
kira btoi la private
pham2 sniri la kan

kepada sesiapa yg terasa :
M.A.A.F.


Saturday, September 18

:)

*serena sry curik gamaq*

yes.
this holiday is one of my worst times.
its not the occurence that made it worst.
but the thoughts that are floating in my brain
and the feelings that keeps on swallowing my mind
that give me such worst time.

thanks so much to those that helped me
throughout the days
really thanks!

yang niiiiii.
makaseh sgt2 kpd cek putri serena anuar sani.

ya jium kita lupakan depa2 utk sebentar.
dan tumpu skit kat pmr.
btw nasihat mu itu akan ku
manfaatkan lpais pmr yah.
hahahaha.

one more thing.
PMR dekat dah!
muahahah.xsangka2.
in conjunction with this
kian ramai org yg deactiv facebook.
n kian ramai yg dok wat ayat haru kat blog.
cthnya :
"bye facebook,yahoo,blogger, handset bla3"
dan ada jugak yg tpaksa cthnya :
"uwaa.mak aq band aq dri sgala tnet dan hset"
kciannya.ikhlas ni ikhlas.hahha~

aq pun wat tqok gk.
p deactiv fb.
hahahaha.
but i wont say bye kpd bnda2 len.
pa gunanya klu kta study3 tpi otak dok pkiaq.
bek kta bukak buang stgh jam.
biaq hati tenang skit nk study.
btoi dk2?
hahahahaha.ajaran sesat ngoh!

tapi kmi nk amek kesempatan ni
utk meminta maaf
kepada smua org
tak kiqa lah sma da yg aq pnah wat salah ke dk.
dui bu qi
tolonglah maafkan si lutong ni
yg bodo dan buas dan kasaq dan seumpana dengannya lah
SORRY noh SORRY!
tolong doakan gua boley jawab peksa dgn tenang.

last but not least
i want to wish GOOD LUCK
to all form3
for the upcoming PMR
tak lupa jugak kpd kakak2 n abang2
yg tgh dok trial :)
wish smua org boley pass d exams with flying colours!
aminnnnn~

Friday, September 17

thanx serena :)

serena oh serena
thanks a lot for tonight
thanks for the time
and thanks for your nasihat!
"jgn byk2 kali sgt2"
"5 kali sudah"

love you so much.
ps : ni ada makna ni.hahaha

Thursday, September 16

16 sept 10


thnx to:-
benei.azleea.anum.aifa.ena.elis.nadsyam
for the time
for the talk
for the laugh
for the posses
for the pictures
for the walk
for the care
for the words
for the anything
n everything

seriously
im so damn thankful to
ever have d chance to be all of u pnya friend :)


selut2.
yg niiiii
kna byk makaseh kat mama lutiong.
mama lutiong sanggup bukak kasut gak
just to teman si lutiong yg bodo ni.
adui.seyes terharu geyla time tu.
mcm nk p peluk ja.
tpi tu la.
tgn aq dh dioccupied by mr lumpuq.
so dok snyum qenyih je la kat mama.
hahhaahaha.

spaghetti!!!
adui...
sedap geyla!!!
nyesai aq p telan byk2 sblum p umah hg benei.
klu dk boley aq telan byk gey.
hahahahaha

gambare2
seyes lawo geylo bangang siot!
amek kat bendang tu.
bendang dpan umah aq xselawo tu tw ak.
seyes xpuais gey amek kat bendang
rsa cm mw p gey next time.
smua sbab aq la
p qalit jln msuk dlm selut tuu.
aiyaaa sry la noh mpa smua.
kna tman balik umah bsoh kaki.
aq tw elis kecewa.sry ah noh elis sry3 ;(

p ctu
masih xley lupa kat bdk bodo tu.
isk la.geram siot.
mcm nk p terjun msok parit yg kat bendang tu ja.
hahahah~
haaaa remembrance : pmr 18 hari gey.
semua pkat ketaq geyla la dengaq.
hahaha~

plus pulok aq dh byk qalit.
stat dri sblum rya.
smpai la la ni.
aq rsa aq xmw online dh kot.
geram ngt eh.
hahaha.
spa2 yg bca ni.
tlg doa kat aq.
dis time aq nk tekun for real.
nah3?
aminnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn~

ps : sry xdk gamaq.
seyes byk sgt.kah3!

do not fall for sumone :-

>> that is too good for u
>> that is the SAME like u
>> that say hi to u suddenly n then never reply ur msj or apologise after dat
>> that doesnt remember u the way u remember them
>> that makes u fall into a hole while ure walking
>> that makes u cant sleep at night
>> that makes u on ur phone 24/7 in case they say hi to u
>> that makes u walk by urself when ure with ur frens or family
>> that makes ur face sebek when d others r laughing
>> that makes u want to hug everybody u can except them


do fall for sumone :-

>> that is good to u
>> that is kinda different than u
>> that will always reply ur msj
>> that will always say sory even if they did sumting dat isnt actually wrong
>> that always remember u like d way u wanted it to be
>> that always push u into a hole while ure standing
>> that makes u smile before u sleep
>> that makes u wanna off ur phone cuz they r so annoying
>> that will always walk with u whenever or wherever
>> that makes ur face looks awful out of ur silly laughing style
>> that will give u a hug when u dont even need it

ps : i made it myself.
sila komen2.hahah

Tuesday, September 14

thanks !!!

ok dis is just a post of appreciation
to those who spent their time listening to me
n my bahasa keling.hahahah!


1. AINA AMIRAH ELIAS
tuanku, walaupun hg xdpt nk tolong aq
go through this time
but still kna thank q bebanyak.
xdk hg mmg aq msok kubuq dh hahaha.

2. FAHMI HAFIZ (xtw nma pnuh)
weyyy sry aq waya tqok mlm ni.
hg qeja kna dri aq.
adui.one word ja : sorry :(

3. MUZAKKIR ZAMANI FAIRUZZAKI (again xtw nma pnuh)
abang abang abang.
although abg xmembantu pun to solve dis.
but still thankq bebanyak
sbab dok mapu mepek segala ckup.
n remember this :
u dun need to change to make sumone likes u.
u dun need to lie to comfort sumone.

4. PUTRI SERENA ANUAR SANI
serena oh serena.
sbaq je la dgn jate2 bodo tu.
its not guilty to be nice to people.
they r d idiots who dun appreciate u.
just forget about them.
they r not worth for u to keep on thinking!


.....................................



last but not least
I LOVE U GUYS.
adui.
FRENS FOREVER LA WEYY!!!

Thursday, September 9

tuanku pnya psai :)

.....................
ME : aq bkn kera.aq lutong.hahaha.lutong bkuasa g.xsma2.hahaha.
A : hahaha.pling bkuasa lm htn..
ME : yaya.tp lutong dh jdik butler tuanku.mnang kat tuanku la.adui.
A : tuanku ena ek? hahaha.daulat tuanku.
ME : hahaha.hg tw mna weyy?yaya.ena tuanku aq.kmren dlu dia upah aq.hahaha.
A : hahaha.bsa r.aq ahli nujum dy *ska ati ah.upah mna?skupg?2kupg?
ME : upah dia : masa n nsihat.hahah.
A : owh.tuanku yg prihatin dn bdedksi skali.hahaha.
ME : hahaha.toi2 aq yg upah dia jdik tuanku aq.dia xkta pa pun.hahahaha.
A : laa.cm ni pown da ka? kn dpt piktrafn dr ja bru leh jd butler scra rsmi.hahaha.
ME : xyh2.xdk spa mbangkang kra pkat iktiraf dh la.hahahah.
A : hahaha.tp t da pnjjh asing bgkg plak paih 2 tuanku kn lex jwtn.haa.cna?
ME : xpa2.mcm ciel.xkya pun aq still butler dia.kah3.
A : aceceh.butler yg loyal r nyh? klau da rja len nk uph ank,mau x?
ME : xmw ah.dpa smua upah pkat bg det ja.aq xhingin.hahahahahaha.emo2.
A : haha.mst tuanku bgga pny dgn butler nyh.taat btoi.tharu dy.isk3.
ME : hahahah.yaya.lutong la plg stia kat dnia ni.wahahahaha.
A : beta bg award kt btler yg tlh mgharukn beta.isk2.trima lh.BUTLER LUTONG.

konklusinya :
ena tuanku daulat tok dad.
terharu dk bca ni?
aq butler stia xdk dh.
hahahah!
igt wey.
pa2 jdik kat hg.
ada butler hg jga hg!
hahahahah!

to : ena azleea hanum

kepada :
TUANKU
MAMA
KEKASIH GELAPKU!
weyyyyyyyyyyyyy
aq rindu geyla bangang tqok kat mpa 3!
mai kl ni.
dok jalan tgk bju.
muka mpa 3 ekoq ni la yg kuaq!
haisshhhh
tuuu laaa mpa!
time kat skolah qeja p tadarus.
tw la bguis pun.
nway!
hpy rya kat mpa 3.
maap atas sgala salah clap aq kat mpa 3.
XD

adui.
bukak skolah ni bek mpa lari tgk aq.
klu dk.
aq nk peluk mpa mcm pluk bantai eh.
HAHAHAHHA

I M.I.S.S. Y.O.U

ps : aq tw mpa nk muntah
bca post ni.
hahaha.
ikhlas dri lutiong ni tw.

Tuesday, September 7

Nur Aina Amirah Elias

baru nk jadi butler org.
kena la ada info yg secukupnya ttg tuanku.
hahah.

tarikh upah butler : 6 Sept 2010
bru 15 thn dh jdi tuanku.haisshh~



*maaf ena boh gamaq ni.nk tunjuk skit hero hg.haha*

nama : Nur Aina Amirah Elias
hero : Muhammad Zulfahmi Jafri
anniversary : 26 Dis 2009
1st date : as mall
birthday : 17 April 1995
fav food : Big Apple
ideal vacation : Europe
lepak2 : park
fav : colourfool
v-game
: Mario
suka wat paria
interest
: formula1
sports : badminton
desired gadget : ipad and nds
suka study : math
pet : kucin pusin gemok golek
fav topic to talk : Latest gossip with my girlfriends in our craziest world
quote : you are the king of my heart the master of my soul


*lawa dk tuanku aq ni?hehh~*


konklusinya :
klu da pa2.contact pk ck mie.
nt bday dia bwak p big apple.
nt aq nk p gayut.bwak dia sma.
klu bday present dia...
cri patung mario pun jdi la.haha~
pehtu2 klu nk exercise skali.
igt bwak rket badminton.
pehtu klu math xrti pa2.p tny tuanku.
n last.
pa2 gosip p cri dia.tny dia.hahahah~

okok.
cukop takat ni.
ni lah hasilnya ym
dri pkoi 3.30 smpai 7.15
rsanya mapu mepek ja byk.
hahaha!
love you till death tuanku!

Monday, September 6


again.
makaseh cik AINA AMIRAH!
memang time aq dok wat paria sorang2
hg la jdi saviour.
makaseh noh cek.
memang hg ah my thambey!
hahahah!
love you till death ehh.
tapa2.
hg da dh hero.
aq tlg jdi butler hg nahh.
hehh :)
D.A.M.N. I.T.
it seems like first crush is unforgettable.
just a single "how r u" would make u feel "wow! i <3 this world"
hahahah.sabaq la kawan.
and again D.I.C.K.H.E.A.D!
freshman year is always like dis.
15 years old la kununnya.
no dis no dat everything juz plain NO
kunun muda gey.
xtw pa gey!
mcm la klu kuaq nk p kena rogol!
nk p wat seks ngn org len.
lerrrrrr.....
aq kpel pun dk woi!
pa ketan bnda2 ni ngn aq.
stg aq p cri kpel gey kot.
mnyesai!
dok halang aq kawan dgn kwan aq.
pdhai time mpa wat aq skit ati.
kwan aq gk la yg tlg nshat aq.
la ni.
just simply
"dont befriended with dat girl anymore"
what the fuck!
do u think ill just follow some idiot statements of yours!
wat do u think of me?
just some electronic puppet that is 'on sale' dekat psar mlm tu?!
man!!!!!
i din hear wat u say.
i dun even understand a single word!
i will still be friends with her.
n this time.
BEST BEST BEST FRIENDS!!!!

Sunday, September 5

Have you ever travelled out of the country?
I wish.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
yah2.two thumbs up!

What song do you want played at your funeral?
lagu igt mati.mati dh pun.HAHAHAH.

Do you straighten your hair?
i dont even comb my hair.lalala~

When was the last time you held someone's hand?
mana la aq nk igt.haisshh.

Have you ever won an award?
grammy award yeah.haha.pasan geyla.

Last person you gave a hug too.
is d wall a person?

What's the seventh test message in your inbox say?
sory.....mak xbgi.....SHIT ah wey!

Have you ever heard a song written about you?
no no NO!

Are you listening to music right now?
yeah.tell me something i dont know.

Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?
tah la.

Do you swear when you're mad?
tnya gey.

Do you curse in front of your parents?
accidentally yes.n then they will like "nk kena sepak ahh" haha.lawak ja2.

Can you play guitar gero?
never play before.but i think i can.ahak!

Who is your loudest friend?
elis? ena? ser? nisah? haissshhh.smua sma ja.zaliena pling bguis.haha.

Have any of your best friends ever back stabbed you?
yeah.who ask me to be so naive.DAMN her!

What is the yougest age you can remember back to?
age 2.haha.spa caya p terjun gaung.

How many songs do you have on your music player?
2++

The purpose of school :
meet friends.stdy??!

Do you prefer revenge or just pure jealousy/envy?
revenge ah.jeles wat pa.wat susah diri jea.

Ever cried yourself to sleep?
mlais jawab.

What makes you the happiest?
merapu mepek.dgn elis ka.haha.

Do you beleive in yourself.
no.

Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
hmm.tah.

If you had to choose, family or friends?
aq bunuh diri eh klu paksa aq pilih.

Was this the best year of your life?
no.its just that i met many new friends this year.luv u all <3

Have you ever changed clothes in your car?
yah.nsib la xdk spa nmpk bdan sexy aq.sexy la sgt.haha.

Are you afraid of the dark>
err +.+

Is it easy for someone to make you smile?
tgk ah dia wat pa.

Do you laugh a lot?
aq snyum ja byk.HAHAHA!

Ever told a lie?
beribu kali dh eh.tpi tapa.tipu sunat xsalah.haha.

If someone makes a spelling or grammar mistake, do you ignore or correct?
depends.xdk qeja kacau p la.haha.

What songs do you usually sing in the shower?
semua yg aq reti lirik.haha.

Are you easy to talk to?
mna aq nk p tw!

Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?
mana2 ja.

How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
xdk la kot.

How many TV's do you have in your house?
1. *miskin sgt ah?haha.

What would your name be without the first three letter?
ia.mrujuk kpd manusia ya.bkn lutong.

What makes you feel better when you're upset?
beyla mapu2 dgn org.ka men fifa ok gk.haha.

Is there an empty place in your heart?
blunggok.tu setan dok wat hotel kat ctu aah.haha.

What sports are you trying out for this year?
ea sports.haha.

What is something your parents always nagging you about?
nadia.why u so clumsy.haha. *ikot genetik dpa gk la.

Are you embarrased to talk about stuff with your dad?
depends.hal kutok aq ckop ska.haha.

How many more days until your birthday?
my birthday is on 6 feb.spa rti math kqa sat.

Who was the first male you talked to today?
pak aq ah.spa gey.lerrr.

sapa yg terasa
lantak ah!
ingat aq heran.
aq tny sejak mlm khamis gey.
dok xrply lah.
uuh aah uuh aah.
pehtu aq kata xmw p.
mpa suqo aq p.
mai2 mpaaaa jugak yg xjdik p.
memang babi xdk dh.

so decided :
aq elis benei leila eah
dri 15 jdi 5 ja wey.
memang babi ahh yg len.
p ahh gali lubang tanam diri
ka terjun gaung ka
p ahh mampois.

Friday, September 3

sbab borink.
p wat spotcheck kat mr mr comic.
hahaha.
setakat la ni :--

conan : 50
shin chan : 36
gempakstarz : 26
king of fighters : 18
gotham comics : 2

total : 132!!!!
hahahahah! syioknya!!!!
nt nk tambah gey.yay YAY!!


Thursday, September 2

in history :
my first jdp report.HAHAHAHAHA!
actually last year i did it already.
its just that.
xsemangat la time tu.

this year
yah!
semangat geyla bangang!
sampai skolah pun before 7 dude.
xpenah2 nk jadi centu.
report ni pun wat dgn penuh rsa syiok.
kah3.
current doa :
harap2 la aq boley jadi jdp tahun depan!
AMINNNNNNN!!!

ps : mpa2 yg nak gelak tu gelak la.
doa sama utk aku noh.
utk jdp2.silalah berikan tunjuk ajar pada aq ni.
hehhh :)

Wednesday, September 1

thanks hanum!


thanks Farra Hanum!
thanks mum!
i love you till death!
"hahahah.overnya"
yeah2.mesti la over mama.
mama dh tambah collection si lutong ni.
makaseh mak!
len kali nk p beli yg transformers n batman plak.
hahahahah.

besides thanks jugak sbab salu bagi nasihat
time kat skolah.
thanks jugak sebab salu msj minx khabar.
thanks jugak sbab support lutiong jadi pelatih.
thanks mum mama mak!
muah muah.